Don't overdo it like this guy and have some self-respect. Eating disorder...blah blah....addiction...blah...blah...it's in my genes...blahblah.blah blah blah...i'm trying...not my fault...it's the holidays...blah.blah...
Get outside and walk [a lot] if you're going to eat 2 pounds of turkey.
But my knees hurt...
Well, because you're fucking obese. At least try and do something about it, and don't eat half of that pie! Put it down.
I'm hungry, so Happy Thanksgiving.
-Grumpy
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